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zeldathemes
Human female, aged 18. Likes pretty post-its and clipboards. Trinidad. Tea. Grass. Boobs. Feminist Bitch. Here are the things I like :)
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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

1 month ago on August 7th | J | 269,165 notes
cyberfresh:

✰✰✰

cyberfresh:

✰✰✰

1 month ago on August 7th | J | 13,697 notes

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

1 month ago on August 7th | J | 322,167 notes

cross-connect:

Goblin Spider by Forest Rogers

Goblin Spider was inspired by a folktale and traditional Japanese ukiyo-e prints. Elaborate hairpins made me think “legs,” of course. I also noticed that many beauties were depicted holding a bit of folded fabric or tissue in their mouths. This was a come-hither symbol, sufficiently demure to get past court censors but widely understood as erotic (don’t attempt it with Bounty Duratowel — it loses in translation). Thus, mouse in mouth. 

via Muddy colours

Posted to Cross Connect by Andrew

1 month ago on August 7th | J | 9,083 notes

fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you

1 month ago on August 6th | J | 64,037 notes

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

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lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

1 month ago on August 6th | J | 388,873 notes

#team aight lookin

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christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

1 month ago on August 6th | J | 250,394 notes

unitedstatesoftony:

im a social vegan

i avoid meet

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Once Game of Thrones family, always Game of Thrones family. - Natalie Dormer

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intensional:

about me

intensional:

about me

1 month ago on August 6th | J | 30,913 notes

perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

1 month ago on August 6th | J | 215,251 notes