my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
Goblin Spider by Forest Rogers
Goblin Spider was inspired by a folktale and traditional Japanese ukiyo-e prints. Elaborate hairpins made me think “legs,” of course. I also noticed that many beauties were depicted holding a bit of folded fabric or tissue in their mouths. This was a come-hither symbol, sufficiently demure to get past court censors but widely understood as erotic (don’t attempt it with Bounty Duratowel — it loses in translation). Thus, mouse in mouth.
via Muddy colours
If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you
WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
omg these are so sassy its amazing
#team aight lookin
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL
im a social vegan
i avoid meet
Once Game of Thrones family, always Game of Thrones family. - Natalie Dormer
*knits myself a thong*